Raphinha for the Ballon d'Or?

Raphinha is putting up serious numbers. Barca may’ve been reduced to ten but Rafa saw a Bargain Buy. Picked Benfica apart and put them in his basket. Chill Wednesday night shop. Only cost 43 G&A for the season. Not long ago Rafa was fighting relegation, and now he’s Catalans Captain, leading the line all the way to Munich. Back to back C’s are some Chanel type moves. Clean and Expensive. Second face-up against Benfica this season and rumour has it their Dreams turned to Nightmares like Meek Mill. But Rafa doesn’t mind, cuz putting on a show is what he does best. The phone is ringing and the numbers are looking like 6A11ON D’0R. Pick up Rafa.